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January 21, 2023

There's Something Wrong with the Children

An easy skip.

I'm giving this film one star because of the casting with the kids. It wasn't perfect by any means, but they did have a creepy presence and I never doubted their worthiness to the plot. I fail however to see the worthiness of .... any of this. They don't even know how to soundtrack a film properly. Not even the score or song choices, but just how to time it correctly. Amateur, B-level stuff here, and though I'm not a fan (or non-fan for that matter) of Blumhouse, I guess I have a lot to learn knowing now that he and his company wanted to be within 20 feet of this. Ridiculous.



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